Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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