Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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