Having a random hookup so left but love u
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
