hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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