Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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