Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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