You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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