But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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