If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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