After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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