He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
being pregnant is like rehab
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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