Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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