It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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