just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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