stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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