Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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