Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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