totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
God, I missed his penis.
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