Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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