brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You just made me feel so damn special
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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