You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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