Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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