You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
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Buhtt sex?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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