Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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