I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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