I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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