It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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