Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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