I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I understand Curling. That high.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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