Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize