Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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