are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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