party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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