Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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