I want to stick my p in your. b.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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