One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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