Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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