I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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