I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
operation have a gay friend backfired
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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