Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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