I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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