Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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