On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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