I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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