After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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