did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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