He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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