Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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