Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
