How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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