I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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