I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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