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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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