bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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