Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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