That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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