I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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