Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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