i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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