All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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