I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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